<![CDATA[Promises, promises...]]>If I were so lucky as to have a two-inch-tall lady in my custody, every day I would threaten to eat her but not actually do it. I would take it as a challenge to make my threats so convincing and varied that every day she would believe me and think “That’s it, this is The Day.” I’d also have to have a convincing reason each day why my meal has to be postponed. Anticipating this daily performance would be the most compelling reason to get up each morning. :vore:

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/topic/2512/promises-promisesRSS for NodeWed, 13 May 2026 04:27:48 GMTSun, 19 Mar 2023 18:33:42 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Tue, 15 Aug 2023 00:34:38 GMT]]>@SmolChlo
Bold words for someone who so very shaped like food.

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11121http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11121Tue, 15 Aug 2023 00:34:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 23:25:36 GMT]]>@i-am-insane oh no no no this is a win for the tinies. Once I become a cotton ball sized ghost forever floating about your head… ya can’t eat me anymore! 🔥

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11119http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11119Mon, 14 Aug 2023 23:25:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 21:41:23 GMT]]>@SmolChlo
…So you’re saying I get to eat you… again? Because SW ghosts sounds like calorie free meals to me.

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11118http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11118Mon, 14 Aug 2023 21:41:23 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:38:25 GMT]]>@Olo LMAOO 🤣

… but I don’t wanna smell like a fart for all of eternity 😭

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11113http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11113Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:38:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:34:55 GMT]]>@littlest-lily Right! It’s kinda cute lol I would hide sooooo many items throughout the house and he can shoo me away all he wants but I shall always reappear 👻

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11112http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11112Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:34:55 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:32:46 GMT]]>@littlest-lily But think of the revenge they could wreak, haunting first dates and job interviews!

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11111http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11111Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:32:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:15:08 GMT]]>@Olo Aaaaaand you ruined it 🤣 🤣 🤣

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11110http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11110Mon, 14 Aug 2023 16:15:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 15:48:30 GMT]]>@littlest-lily Due to the nature of their demise, they probably smell like farts.

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11108http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11108Mon, 14 Aug 2023 15:48:30 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 14:57:44 GMT]]>@SmolChlo Ok but I kinda love the idea of tiny ghosts hehehehehe. They can still jumpscare you, but instead of it being terrifying it’s just kind of annoying

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11106http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11106Mon, 14 Aug 2023 14:57:44 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 11:53:48 GMT]]>@i-am-insane well if you insist 👀

… but if you end up eating my friends and I… our tiny souls will haunt you and your body for all of eternity 👻 OoOohhh

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11103http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11103Mon, 14 Aug 2023 11:53:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 01:16:17 GMT]]>@SmolChlo
Me? Scary? Never! Why, I’ve never scared anyone in my life, I’ll have you know!

Oh, I’ve startled my far share, of course, but it’s not my fault; I"m just a lot lighter on my feet that people would expect of man my size, that’s all. There’s nothing wrong with that.

Is that what you’ve been telling your friends? That I’m scary? Slander! I insist you invite a few of them over, just so I can undo the damage you’ve done to my reputation! We’ll have a nice chat, some drinks, and then they’ll see there’s nothing scary about me at all.

…By the way, how do your friends feel about Chinese? It’s just- I’ve recently discovered Mongolian Chicken, and I love it, I really do. I’ve found that there’s a bit too many peppers in the restaurants nearby for my taste, though, so I found a recipe I’ve been wanting to try. I’m not a great cook, don’t get me wrong, but I have cooked a mean dish or two in my time, and it’s a pretty simple recipe, really; I’m not sure how I could mess it up! And from what I’ve seen, it’s not just good with chicken. In fact, it seems to go well with just about anything!

Don’t worry. I’m sure your friends will love it.

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11102http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11102Mon, 14 Aug 2023 01:16:17 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:46:15 GMT]]>@i-am-insane ya see this is when Vore becomes downright terrifying you’re definitely one of the more scarier Giants on here… and I mean that in the best way possible of course 😅
I do have friends but I can’t say that I have any enemies 👀

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11100http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11100Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:46:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:39:18 GMT]]>@SmolChlo
Ooh, sorry, sweetie. I’m sure you’re funny, I really am, but you see the problem isn’t that I’m bored, but that I’m hungry.

…Hmm. I wonder. Do you have any friends? …Or enemies?

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11099http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11099Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:39:18 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 20:39:35 GMT]]>@i-am-insane the sound that came out of my mouth reading this 😭

… is there anything a tiny like me could do to sway you otherwise? I’m very good at telling jokes 🤡

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11098http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11098Sun, 13 Aug 2023 20:39:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:39:24 GMT]]>@SmolChlo
Oh, I’ll be getting my sprinkles one way or another, I think.

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11097http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11097Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:39:24 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:38:21 GMT]]>@i-am-insane I hope you enjoy the taste of tears fused in with your buttercream frosting 😭
And I apologize in advance because there will be some sprinkles missing…

munch munch

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11096http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11096Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:38:21 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:24:19 GMT]]>@SmolChlo
Let’s put you to bed, young lady.
puts you on a flat cupcake
And here’s your blanket.
covers your body in frosting
pauses
adds some sprinkles as well
Goodnight, sleep tight. I’m totally not going to eat you as a midnight snack while your in dreamland.

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11095http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11095Sun, 13 Aug 2023 19:24:19 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 18:17:06 GMT]]>@Olo buon appetito 😉

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11094http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11094Sun, 13 Aug 2023 18:17:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 17:58:31 GMT]]>@SmolChlo 🍷 👅

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11093http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11093Sun, 13 Aug 2023 17:58:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 17:49:03 GMT]]>@Olo hope you like Italian tinies lol

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11092http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11092Sun, 13 Aug 2023 17:49:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:50:43 GMT]]>@SmolChlo What’s that smell? Have you been bathing in olive oil again?

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11091http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11091Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:50:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:26:52 GMT]]>It wouldn’t take much of a convincing performance for me to believe you… I’m quite gullible lol
All you would have to do is just casually glance down at me and say I’m going to eat you and it would be instant hysterics followed by thousands of little apologies and pleas

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11090http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11090Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:26:52 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:17:35 GMT]]>This is absolutely one of my favourite things!!!

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11089http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11089Sun, 13 Aug 2023 16:17:35 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Promises, promises... on Sun, 13 Aug 2023 02:28:46 GMT]]>I mean, that’s the Dread Pirate Roberts thing, isn’t it? ‘Good night, Wexley, sleep well, I’ll probably kill you in the morning’.

Not matter how seriously you act, if you say it every time and never go through, and never, like, eat anyone else to show that your willing to do it, after awhile it’d feel like a bluff, I’d think. Or, even an inside joke or something.

Me: I’m going to eat you!
drops woman on food
Her: Oh, no!
swoons dramatically
Me: Mwahahaha!
spoons her up with some food and puts her into my mouth
Her: You monster!
eats some of food while strategically smearing herself in it

]]>http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11088http://forum.daddysdollhouse.org/post/11088Sun, 13 Aug 2023 02:28:46 GMT