“Big smile!”
“Just take the picture.”
“You’re not smiling!”
“I’m only doing this because I love her.”
“And me!”
“I’d love to hold you down in the pond.”
“The longer you’re a Mr. Grumpypants, the longer this takes.”
“She’s kissing me now. Take the fucking picture.”

Happy Hug a Tiny Day 2025, one and all.