Posts made by bobascher

@youlooktasty said in First Post! Karen’s Last Straw:

@bobascher From another retail worker, it’s always nice to see Karens getting what they deserve

Speaking truth to facts!

On mobile (iPhone XR safari iOS 14.4) the fly out will occasionally “stick” open and won’t reset. I have to drop the safari card and start over

@jitensha I always ate the Little Debbie cake in my lunch first in case I were to tragically die during lunch. I imagine he will enjoy his Little Debbie just the same

It was dark and the room was full of odd shapes. Some was squishy and others was hard. There was even a giant sphere that was pinning her leg. It smelled like an apple.

The heat built up and she dozed off. That all changed when a massive rustling woke her. This was followed by the entire room shooting up like an elevator. When it came to a stop light flooded in followed by a massive hand.

Henry found himself famished after a morning of data processing. He couldn’t leave his desk though so he placed his lunch on the desk. He absent-mindlessly reached in…

@nikkiboi2 Aww thank you I am so glad my silly post could brighten your day

Karen didn’t like when her neighbor’s adult son shrunk and captured her. She didn’t like it further when she confronted her neighbor and she shrugged before flicking her off the table. So she was in no way going to stand for their super tall shag carpet that made movement nearly impossible.
#shrinking #shagcarpet #mowing #lawnmowing #whitecarpet #karen #tinywoman #surrealism #perspective #microphilia #sizetwitter