Posts made by HHunter1

@Mrgoblinging7 I likely wouldn’t eat her either. But I definitely make some slurping noises with her in my mouth.

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@littlest-lily And what about porch pirates. Hope your GPS chipped.

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Man I do like a sweetened coffee.

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I wanted a quiet spot by the beach, they wouldn’t stop loudly partying. So I had to turn my vacation into a business trip. Anyone looking to add to their collection?

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The first idea amuses me. I see so many amusing happenstances.

His friends mocking him, Tiny catcher laughing at him, his romantic partner belittling him. The whole time the poor guy has a phobia and one cleaver very little lady using that for fresh fruit and warm clothes and bedding. He just can’t catch a break.

You could even call it Borrowed Fear.

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Howdy, hope you enjoy it here.

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@Mrgoblinging7 Yeah, none of them seem upset about the situation. Perhaps Size_Master is displaying the products they have for sale. I know which one I’m particularly interesting in purchasing.

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But oh so sweet!

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Or perhaps the mirrors are aligned to make it very easy to obtain all the targets.

“Come young man, all you need is to loop a ring about the neck of one of those wine bottles to get an interesting prize indeed. Teacher, crush, head cheerleader? We have all your desired winnings. But do you dare pay the fee? You keep which ever bottle you manage to loop your ring on and no one will even question their gone. Yes, place the bill in my hand and remember you can play more then once as long as you pay. You can play till you lose.”

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There is these new things called cages that allow you to get work done without interruption.

Or you could just set them on a different table while your working/video conferencing.

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@tiny-ivy I think there is a cage position available for you. Come on down and we’ll sign you up. Great benefits included.

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It was in the contract. If you didn’t read it fully doesn’t change that you agreed to it. Always fully ready your contracts people.

As for laws protecting SW, as in Shrunken Woman. Possibly. But as I understand it, you are now legally a Humster, aka: Human Hamster. Therefore have all the rights of a Hamster. Likely you never heard about this because of how fast it was passed through the halls of power. Or, because the press showed no interest in it. Its strange really how quietly this was made the law of the land almost completely around the world. Whoever did this knew how to wheel and deal the political elite.

Or possibly threatened to make them Humsters and feed them to a hungry snake. Who knows?

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Oh your another young woman that got caught up in that scam are you. Sadly it was in the legal of the contract that you signed. You gave up all rights as a human to become your buyer’s property.

Normally this wouldn’t be allowed but seeing as you (and them) are no longer defined as human normal rules don’t apply. Someone had used this magic to grease the palms of enough of the politically elite and legal authorities to make sure of that. And when I say grease the palms, I really mean, get them special pets of their own. Though some are saying the signatures on those ladies’ contracts are forged. The Justice department says they will not be investigate those complaints.

Now if you forgive me, I have to check to see why I’m having troubles getting some of my new products delivered to my customers.

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New chapter,

https://shrunken-women-board.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=2806&p=25478#p25478

Should I stop listing these here?
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New chapter,
https://shrunken-women-board.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=26&p=25287#p25287

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