@mrgoblinging7 I call dibs on Christina Hendricks!

@mrgoblinging7 Last time I worked a bachelorette party I invoiced two grand up front and cleared $300 in tips.

Shrunk in moms room by bingspaced
I’m not interested in incest scenarios at all, but the tiny’s expression was too funny. (Also, I’d take Mom home in my pocket.)

@mrgoblinging7 [record scratch] [freeze frame] Yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up in this circumstance. Well, that story goes back to three years ago, when I first met this sonofabitch…
@countdowntoshame “Wake up early to cram.” Sounds promising.
@hentaihunter1 The nudity isn’t going to help anyone’s concentration.
@bigcuddlygiant At the time the show aired, actresses weren’t allowed to show their navels, so I think we’re gonna get in trouble here.