Best posts made by Olo

HH1 mentioned a lot of good ones. Here’s a few more:

• Dangle her by her ankle.
• Drop her in a toilet bowl, then (threaten to?) use it.
• Tape her down (naked, spread-eagle of course) to a desktop to be scrutinized or neglected at random.
• Trap her in a terrarium with a webcam capturing her every move and give her a monitor where she can read all the comments on the livestream.

@technomage It’s the dewdrop that sells it.

@tiny-ivy Shredder masked before it was cool.

@mrgoblinging7 Smart to wear gloves. Wouldn’t want to leave any fingerprints.

@smolchlo I have a roomba you can ride.

@smolchlo Need a lustbunny to catch dustbunnies.

@mrgoblinging7 What’s your fruit-cup size?

@tiny-ivy I can detect 'em at any size.

by KWS

@mrgoblinging7 Please, they’re in his mentorship program.

Grilled Girl by Kona

@smolchlo Is that face not the Green Man?

@tiny-ivy said in Yard Sale Shrink:

What the Christians are really missing out on is Beltaine. Maypoles are fun, and that holiday is all about the screwing.

Onahole Complete by xxxx52

Hello There by ZenithBound