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@littlest-lily said:

What I would give to truly be in his world again, just for a moment. [Emphasis added]

Whoa.

@SmolChlo I have a number of effective traps to recommend.

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@The-Big-G Yeah, Aborigen discussed that one too on his Substack. All F/m again. I went into a bit of rant in the comments.

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

@littlest-lily She knows, but she’s not interested.

@smolchlo

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”

@SmolChlo Reading from a script without sounding like you’re reading from a script is hard. So I sound like I’m reading from a script.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

@littlest-lily To be fair to Camila, I’m sure a lot of people would have trouble believing their eyes when confronted with a shrunken person, no matter what their friends told them. Part of Camila probably still thinks Evie is some sort of automaton with a small speaker being remotely voiced by one of Aiden’s confederates.

The only solution I could suggest would be to let Camila handle Evie briefly.

@SmolChlo Thanks, but with me food metaphors carry a distinct peril.

@giant-keith [twitching]