Best posts made by Olo

@foreverlurk Patience. In time she will reveal how best she needs to be motivated.

Nice of him not to break any windows or walls.

@foreverlurk What kind of “headset” does this need?

@foreverlurk My most horrific size story to date included a Vietnamese centipede.

@foreverlurk Just typing those passages had me pulling my feet out from under my desk where I could see them. There was a news story about one of those getting loose on board a flight from Hawaii. Not even Samuel L. Jackson would be able to stop me from panicking.

@Epic_Illusionist Your images give me the grabbies.

@SmolChlo And leave her out here with the birds and the bugs?

@foreverlurk “These are the clothes of a real woman.”

@maladaptivetiny

@The-Big-G And now they’ll be reunited!

@The-Big-G You scare 'em, I’ll hare 'em.

@Epic_Illusionist Which beach is that? I need to go there.

@maladaptivetiny We’ll do two coats.

I wish I had the money to commission this guy.

@littlest-lily I think there’s still a chunk on the outside of my gum if you want to go get it.