Replying to u/PoutineLover
By u/MouthDaddy
Thanks for the pedantry, mec. You somehow neglected to mention that virus sufferers are technically called Virally Induced Micromorphs even though everyone (including themselves!) calls them Minis.
I sincerely hope no Mini woman (or any Mini, for that matter) is unfortunate enough to run into you.
Just for closure, the shrinking scene is only a few seconds longer than what we see in the trailer. The two main characters are on their first “date,” going to a trendy restaurant called “Little Italy.” Before the guy outside shrinks them with a “boop,” the male character hunches down and peers through the tiny window, looking at two shrunken women enjoying their dinner (they don’t notice the giant face looking at them). The female character is “booped” first, and after she’s tiny she tells the guy to “boop” her date too.
The gag continues as the two diners eat giant Italian food inside, but there’s no more interaction with giant characters. Later we see them walking home normal-sized, and we never see them return to normal size.
If I had to guess, we’ll probably never see Signor Boop again.
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From u/BurntProvider
My wife’s been a Mini for six months now, and I can’t take it anymore. Her sister caught it first, and like idiots we let her stay with us. She got a room all to herself, we never went in there without masking and using hand sanitizer afterward, and her Mini Home is top of the line.
I’m sure you can guess what happened next. My wife forgot to mask one time and BAM. Next thing I know, she’s four-inches-tall and standing on my pillow to wake me up. I nearly knocked her onto the floor I was so panicked. I ran into the bathroom and called 911, and I didn’t come out until after they had arrived and put her in a quarantine box.
Now they each have their own Mini Home in there, and I’m religious about hygiene, but it still sucks. I miss my wife, even though she’s just in the next room. At least she has someone to talk to. Her doctor says they’re not contagious anymore, but they’re finding out new things about this virus every day.
I’ve been reduced to going to the other end of the house to jack off, although I’m worried they can still hear me. Some jackass at work said I should feel lucky because now I can “have a threesome.” Ugh.
I don’t want to cheat on my wife, but I can’t take not knowing if she’ll ever recover. The future is just so bleak.
DM to u/BurntProvider
From u/TilthQueen
My husband is a Mini, permanently three-inches-tall. If you’re in the Portland area, hmu.
I saw the GIF first, in 2005. I later found the original illustration, ostensibly dated to 1999, but I cannot make out the signature. Any assistance with sourcing either image would be greatly appreciated (almost as appreciated as a visit from a team of Lilliputian ladies).
In I Viaggi di Bianca, Guido Crepax sends his eponymous heroine on a tour of Gulliver’s voyages. More Brobdingnagian sexytimes than in Gulliveriana, albeit mostly F/f.
Bonus illustration:
(source needed)
While I have long wanted to have and hold a shrunken woman, it wasn’t until I saw this image that I could imagine myself as a true giant stomping around and looming over a city.
