@tiny-ivy said in Yard Sale Shrink:
What the Christians are really missing out on is Beltaine. Maypoles are fun, and that holiday is all about the screwing.
@tiny-ivy said in Yard Sale Shrink:
What the Christians are really missing out on is Beltaine. Maypoles are fun, and that holiday is all about the screwing.
@kisupure said in Sex Objects:
It frustrates me to no end to see faceless dude-shaped thing after faceless dude-shaped thing in porn. Men, stop doing this to yourselves. Fucking enjoy yourself for once!
@tiny-ivy said in Sex Objects:
There have to be more women out there with this kink, who would be the ones who write less male-gazey-erotica, but I think a lot of them get instead drawn to the realistic-giant size range that’s well served by popular erotic fiction about werewolves and sasquatches, and call themselves monster fuckers, instead.
@bigcuddlygiant At the time the show aired, actresses weren’t allowed to show their navels, so I think we’re gonna get in trouble here.
I wish I had a fleshlight that looked and sounded and smelled and tasted and felt exactly like you.