by Andronicus

Posts made by Olo
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RE: Sugar Buns
Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.
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RE: Hate To Be A Bother
Isn’t a Borrower’s life tough enough without having to diagnose the mental health of the biggos you’re dodging?
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RE: Restroom Break
She’ll quit complaining after her first time being used as toilet paper.
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RE: Not Again
@mrgoblinging7 I often imagine Valerie and Betty from Land of the Giants wearily trading war stories about the last time they fell into the clutches of a horny giant:
“So he starts to tear my skirt off, and I yell, ‘Let me do it!’”
“I know; it’s not like you can replace it at the local shop, right?”
“So then he tapes me down on the table and—”
“Lemme guess: he unbuckled his pants.”
“No, I never saw his dick! This guy just wanted to lick me!”
“Between your legs?”
“Nope, just my armpits and the soles of my feet.”
“You get all the pervs, Val. I’ve been washing my hair every day for six weeks and I can still smell the last guy’s jizz.”