@foreverlurk Just typing those passages had me pulling my feet out from under my desk where I could see them. There was a news story about one of those getting loose on board a flight from Hawaii. Not even Samuel L. Jackson would be able to stop me from panicking.
@foreverlurk My most horrific size story to date included a Vietnamese centipede. 
I see. How does speech work? I don’t see a microphone spec.
@foreverlurk said:
some only work as “playback device” with a PC being the real brain behind the rendering
I would only use this on my PC. I try to do as little as possible with my phone.
@foreverlurk I’ll join as soon as I can afford a skin that makes me look like Jason Momoa.
@foreverlurk I have endless fun with state agencies placing tinies in “caring homes.” See also workplace accommodations and non-discriminatory hiring practices.
@foreverlurk Captain Hook never has a problem with the size difference…
