@Epic-Illusionist She’d be best advised to not go anywhere near that ice bucket.

@littlest-lily said:

at the sizes I prefer, not much would fit anyway~

Individual spermatozoa?

@Epic-Illusionist Looks like she took precisely the pill I had prescribed.

@SmolChlo Keep your nails trimmed. Or not.

@SmolChlo You’ll behave yourself, right?

@Mrgoblinging7 My understanding is that no, absolutely not. Cotton is way too absorbent and the friction would be painful.

What you should use instead is something made out of polished wood or hard plastic.

@SmolChlo Living that pet life.

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@Epic-Illusionist

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@Epic-Illusionist Like cherry tomatoes.

@Epic-Illusionist I’m sure this is exactly what Newton was thinking of when he formulated his laws.

Is there anything more absurd than the minimal black bars required by Japanese porn censorship?

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@foreverlurk Dude, someone needs to supply these machines.