Posts made by Olo

@i-am-insane Right, narrative convenience is often a factor, but once you decide how the universe works you have to be consistent throughout the story. That’s “realism.”

@i-am-insane I’ve had tinies survive falls that, proportionately, would have killed full-sized people. Not that they knew they were going to survive…

@Nyx Being a giant means never having to be subtle.

@blehb

@foreverlurk We can’t help thinking about all these contingencies. We’re in this for the long haul.

@littlest-lily said:

Toilets are pretty simple devices in the grand scheme of things

Says Tiny MacGyver. I’d probably have to hire one of those hardcore dollhouse furniture guys.

Yes, It’s My Dick by Dr-None

@i-am-insane Forget full-size toilet bowls and ladders. Chamber pots usually; fancy setups have tubes and septic tanks. Small water basin that she can handle for washing and rinsing the sewer “pipe.”

@SmolChlo “No, he’s not a monster, he’s my seeing-eye giant.”

@littlest-lily One of the cormier efforts from my days on Tumblr: Gullivr

@SmolChlo I’m sure we can arrange a closer look.

@SmolChlo She’s prolly got a string ladder all set up so she can Indiana Jones Lara Croft it across the kitchen.

@littlest-lily Maybe she texted him first, or they met on the dating app Gullivr.

@SmolChlo Maybe the whole reason she’s up there is to make his acquaintance…

@foreverlurk Yeah, surface-volume ratio means tinies lose body heat very quickly, so snow is a no-go.