Best posts made by SmolChlo

@mrgoblinging7 I always play dead whenever they do that lol I think it’s just another power move for them

@Olo I wouldn’t get very far dragging him in this heat ‍ I’m sure he misses me… can’t wait to give him a pounce once I get home lol

@Olo watching him eat a sandwich while wishing I was on that sandwich 🥪

@mrgoblinging7 sounds like being discarded is better than staying with a Master who can’t tell a dead tiny from an alive one

@Olo but in that one scene Shrek goes “they’ll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes!! actually it’s quite good on toast”

Climb that man like the he is

Ughhh a dream come true I’d love a big smooch

It wouldn’t take much of a convincing performance for me to believe you… I’m quite gullible lol
All you would have to do is just casually glance down at me and say I’m going to eat you and it would be instant hysterics followed by thousands of little apologies and pleas

@Olo call me a chipmunk bc my cheeks are gonna be filled

Nah she’s doing it wrong, place your hands into the holes near the shoes and slowly scoot them closer to the opening and then quickly grab them before the cage slams shut. Never just go full body into something, especially if giants are lurking … I actually have those exact red heels lol

And this is precisely what I mean when I say please play with me

“Got some unresolved issues with the patriarchy?”

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@hentaihunter1 Damn! I didn’t even think of glasses! all you hear is a little tink sound as my fist connects with your frames lol now that’s comical, I would probably just start crying. When all else fails and your in his hand… cry

Noice! These hamsters are living. I hope that my cage will also have some luxurious leather furniture in it

@Deedee I completely agree! Hopefully men will one day realize that their feet are desirable and deserving of worship