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The way his lips take up her entire face chef’s kiss

@sloppy_amy I would never put hands on you!

@giant-me I mean… I wouldn’t say pouty because I look terrified like I’m not coming out from behind that can and I’m probably about to cry lol but yep nice job

@Olo just tiny hamsters filled with existential dread as we feed off of the crumbs we find while aimlessly scurrying around throughout our man made tunnels

@mrgoblinging7 I very much dig the way you described this scenario! I’ve never considered the quiet nerd before in these situations. Especially if he’s never been with a woman before Ooooh what ever shall he do with this tiny, naked woman that he has all to himself! ️

@olo there is a SIZE TWITTER?! You guys on the gram too?!

@ravenrose4242 I ️ that FernGully was a macrophile awakening for so many! 🧚‍️

@Olo I’m the exact same way! My social battery depletes quite quickly at social gatherings. Thankfully this wasn’t a mixed size wedding or I’d be concerned with who’s chair I’m sitting in

Ermahgerrrd! ️

@sloppy_amy He can keep his spoiled yogurt to himself

I saw a meme that said “am I depressed or do I just not have enough enrichment in my enclosure” it made me giggle because I couldn’t help but think of us tiny ladies locked inside our cages and exclosures.
What are some items that you’d like to have with you inside your “new home”?

I would like mini plants to water and take care of, books, art supplies… being completely honest I would need everything I own shrunken down and placed inside my cage with me lol

@Olo with the Draags?! 1000%. I’d be a good smol bc they clearly don’t play. I really liked the collar that the tiny boy was wearing, brought him right back to his owner every time he wandered too far

@biggrumpy maybe it’s just a guess but I don’t think ANY male would pass up an opportunity to have or keep a tiny lady at his mercy but to each their own

@sloppy_amy oh you know me I’ll argue with anything lol but FINE you stay and eat the yucky yogurt and I’ll escape!

@coswork16 are you the ultimate keyboard warrior bc you know you’d get your shit wrecked if you talked like this in person?