Posts made by The Big G

@Olo going to need more lube

https://www.deviantart.com/mini-maddi/art/Curiosity-Got-Small-Shrinking-Video-Story-1284545079

@Olo well I need a cold shower

@Olo oh indeed that is why professional me has kept horny and psychotic me out of prison and that and if I generally am going to be around people a lot I give them warnings. Mostly I say hello allow me to introduce myself (insert my name here) nice to meet you now let me apologise in advance as at some point in knowing me I will say or do something that will in fact offend you on a deeply spiritual,moral or physically level I do this as I have zero filters and no real ability to pick up on social cues. I also have an extremely dark sense of humour so no I have never been formally charged have I been accused of just about everything under the sun yes yes I have. Really only have the big R and the big M and abduction that I haven’t been accused of yet but most that know me are more like to assume I’ve made someone disappear than do anything overtly sexually in nature

@Olo lol I would be lying if I said that after her reaction I haven’t looked at her differently but oh hell yeah it’s a hard line to walk like her statement of how. My mind went straight to lube and friction mostly but I was in work mode so professional me kept the lid on horny me.

@Olo I always feel like someone is watching me

So last night at work I showed a friend the miniature wife trailer at the end of it she blurts out how do they have sex she then went bright red and rocked back in her seat. I then dropped like King Kong and she was like yer how is a giant monkey on human woman work. So my question is have you ever been able to awaken or possibly awaken someone or converted a normie plus I’m pretty sure if we weren’t in public she would have felt safer to ask more questions.

@DFP all part of a complete breakfast

@Deedee the more the merrier

@Olo oh @Deedee

@zer0siz3d going to need more lube

@Olo I got worried for a second then I saw I didn’t recognise the curtains so there isn’t a spy in my house

@Olo it’s always the way looks like he needs a new masseuse

@Olo so cute