Becoming The Goblin King
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Pick By Shabazik https://www.deviantart.com/shabazik/art/Becoming-the-Goblin-King-958255009
“So… why did you do this?”
“It’s good to be king!”
“A king for the goblins.”
“It has it’s perks. Many perks.”
“You didn’t even want to become the king to begin with. You killed that goblin by mistake, and he just happened to be the goblin king… and rather than being punished, you were declared their king! Doesn’t that sounds awfully suspicious to you?!”
“Some people are just destined to rule.”
“Don’t forget, you will only be Goblin King for life.”
“I know! Isn’t that great?”
“…you know the life expectancy of goblin kings, yeah?”
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@Mrgoblinging7 He’ll cheer up when Jennifer Connelly shows up.
