@SmolChlo A Twi’lek is an one of the many “alien” races in Star Wars stories. I guess their women are suppose to be admired for their beauty and are often sold into slavery. Hence why Jabba’s slave before Leia was one. That disobeyed and was actually fed to a giant hunched over monster thing that Luke kills later.
Oops, Spoiler Warning. 
Dance is me missing the r when I meant to type out dancer. Because I suck at typing.
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@olo Fine, I’ll mail you a small grouping of geishas. Sigh, guess I have to do everything around here.
@SmolChlo Yep, Jabba was a big horny slug monster in a PG movie. Man I miss when you could have a disgusting lusting slug monster in a movie mostly for kids.
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A simple and cheep key lock would have saved that owner their car, collection, and retaliation from other shrinkers. If you keep them that size that friction hook on your cage won’t hold them in. sigh Guess their going from owner to pet for this failing.
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@SmolChlo Isn’t an Easy Bake Oven a little big for a four inch tiny?
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Oh your another young woman that got caught up in that scam are you. Sadly it was in the legal of the contract that you signed. You gave up all rights as a human to become your buyer’s property.
Normally this wouldn’t be allowed but seeing as you (and them) are no longer defined as human normal rules don’t apply. Someone had used this magic to grease the palms of enough of the politically elite and legal authorities to make sure of that. And when I say grease the palms, I really mean, get them special pets of their own. Though some are saying the signatures on those ladies’ contracts are forged. The Justice department says they will not be investigate those complaints.
Now if you forgive me, I have to check to see why I’m having troubles getting some of my new products delivered to my customers.
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It was in the contract. If you didn’t read it fully doesn’t change that you agreed to it. Always fully ready your contracts people.
As for laws protecting SW, as in Shrunken Woman. Possibly. But as I understand it, you are now legally a Humster, aka: Human Hamster. Therefore have all the rights of a Hamster. Likely you never heard about this because of how fast it was passed through the halls of power. Or, because the press showed no interest in it. Its strange really how quietly this was made the law of the land almost completely around the world. Whoever did this knew how to wheel and deal the political elite.
Or possibly threatened to make them Humsters and feed them to a hungry snake. Who knows?
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@smolchlo As someone that had surgery performed via insertion, no. It is not a pleasant feeling. And now I’m going to ice my groin due to the memory bring back phantom pain.
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@tiny-ivy I think there is a cage position available for you. Come on down and we’ll sign you up. Great benefits included.
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Good little Shrunken waiting till Master gives the word before she stops. 
@frollo We should make it a road trip. Get a group of us, some road snacks, and we’ll do some tiny collecting. 
Thanks for all your answers. I found I was just stuck on where to go. Now I have a barrage of ideas. 
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You guys being all dramatic. Just walk in blasting your shrink ray, that’s what I’d do. 1 Inch zombies just pop under foot. And if your lucky, you’d get a few more thankful Shrunken for your time. Easy peasy Shrunken squeezey.
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The first idea amuses me. I see so many amusing happenstances.
His friends mocking him, Tiny catcher laughing at him, his romantic partner belittling him. The whole time the poor guy has a phobia and one cleaver very little lady using that for fresh fruit and warm clothes and bedding. He just can’t catch a break.
You could even call it Borrowed Fear.
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