Best posts made by Olo

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@littlest-lily That’s why I always carry my phone in my front pocket.

@SmolChlo I have a number of effective traps to recommend.

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@Nyx said in Giant Bane:

Tiny female dominatrix and giant guy? That’s my fetish

You’ll like her, and the episode.

@The-Big-G Yeah, Aborigen discussed that one too on his Substack. All F/m again. I went into a bit of rant in the comments.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

@SmolChlo Watch the snootch!

@littlest-lily She knows, but she’s not interested.

@giant-keith [twitching]

@SmolChlo All writers are underpaid, but I’d do it for free.

@SmolChlo Reading from a script without sounding like you’re reading from a script is hard. So I sound like I’m reading from a script.

@smolchlo paste lube

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We’d need a wide staff of writers to handle all the variations.

@SmolChlo Thanks, but with me food metaphors carry a distinct peril.