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@i-am-insane Okay, now that Shrek has been invoked twice, I have to link to my first male giant story, Accomodations, where one reader compared my protagonist to Shrek. It’s a first-person narrative from the giant’s perspective, so I don’t actually physically describe him anywhere, so I suppose the likeness must be in his personality.

As a long-time sifter of mainstream size content, I suppose a large part of the frustration with ugly/mean giants is that they immediately signal to the audience that they should in no way expect the giant(s) to be involved in any sexytimes or even romantic attraction. In fact, they seem to deliberately mock the idea that the audience might have such an expectation.

Traditionally, ogres eat people, and I don’t recall that ever coming up in the Shrek movies (I suppose you can see my personal frustration here).

Finally, Fiona was way hotter as an ogress. They didn’t even try to make her scary.

@tiny-ivy There might be an opening.

@littlest-lily So good to see these two again! Too bad you had to make it so bleak for them.

Every Halloween I’m reminded I would be much better at applying makeup if I had regular practice. If I were Aiden’s age again I’d definitely play around with wearing it in public, especially if I had someone in my pocket for touch-ups.

Even after four months, voice modulation is still an issue for Aiden. He needs some non-threatening ways to express emotions.

@SmolChlo

@smolchlo Make out or takeout?

@littlest-lily I really can’t wait to hear Evie’s inner thoughts about all of this.

At some point every kinkster has had an internal dialogue, rehearsing how to explain their kink to someone whose opinion matters to them. Sometimes they actually get to present their kink the way they like, but more often some unanticipated event brings it up and they have to improvise. Of course, even if Aiden had planned to introduce the topic to Evie, the whole thing was derailed by his half-conscious womanhandling. Letting her ask questions and limiting his answers to just those questions (as opposed to trying to compose some Unified Size Kink Theory) seems the safest tactic.

I repeat my devout hope that no one suggests to Evie that she should “just look it up on the Internet.”

@littlest-lily But think of the revenge they could wreak, haunting first dates and job interviews!

@smolchlo Calm down and rub some of that peanut sauce on your legs.

@littlest-lily A needed breather. I like the frustrated bird imagery to set the tone.

forbidden-conversation territory

I suspect Evie won’t be able to avoid this territory for very much longer. Moira might be better equipped to help her unpack it, though I’m sure Aiden would love an opportunity to demonstrate sympathy and compassion.

I just realized that any world that includes common size-changing is going to need therapists who specialize in that sort of trauma, particularly if the size-change is involuntary. Also, differently-sized therapists would have their own unique advantages and disadvantages.

“That’s not reserved for a certain someone?”

Yeah, Moira ships 'em.

@miss-lillipants Sounds delightful!

As for handling F/m content, you’ll grow into it.

@giant-me I’m not surprised.

@littlest-lily If she had to do it herself, it must have taken Evie a while to compile her deck.

Moira saw everything but she played it straight like the good wingman she is.

So, my video card can’t possibly handle BG3, so I’ll just have to content my self with this fairy.

@smolchlo The laundry hamper’s fine, though, right?

@littlest-lily You had me at “covered in butter.”