Best posts made by Olo

@smolchlo Yes, there’s a sizetwitter, but we’re all owned by Elon Musk now.

@littlest-lily It’s like dancing. It’s what dancing celebrates.

@jitensha You know what we need around here? A custom “mouthplay” emoji that’s a mouth with a tiny woman’s head and torso sticking out.

@smolchlo If sizetwitter ever decides on a mass migration to a new platform, I’m sure it will be discussed here.

The main challenge, of course, will be finding a (free) platform that will allow porn. No one seems yet to have asked Musk what he intends to do about that.

@littlest-lily Ngl, got scared during that last passage. I’m such a mom too.

@smolchlo I thought it said “BURP,” but then I would think that.

@smolchlo Let my tongue set you free.

@littlest-lily “Fork” is a trigger word.

Shame about the watermark.

@smolchlo

Your Turn by Mikester65

@littlest-lily If I am ever asked to describe the attraction of being a microphile, I’d put “receiving a tiny lover’s trust” right at the top.

@smolchlo Olive oil.

@thumbloverver2 Those wall-charged DustBusters are pretty convenient.

@littlest-lily

@smolchlo That’s why we keep her in a jar on the top shelf.