Best posts made by Olo

@tiny-ivy I don’t know how many times I’ve started a Magic School Bus fanfic and then dropped it because I didn’t want anyone to think I wanted to write smut featuring minors.

@smolchlo I thought it said “BURP,” but then I would think that.

@miss-lillipants I’m totally stealing that whistle idea.

@giant-me

Amusing footnote to Bad Channels: At the end of the film, one minor character, Bunny (Daryl Strauss), was not restored to full size and remained eight inches tall.

The studio behind the film, Full Moon Pictures, wanted to have a crossover between three of its franchises, Bad Channels, Dollman, and Demonic Toys. The result was Dollman vs. Demonic Toys, pairing Dollman with the last shrunken woman from Bad Channels. Unfortunately, Daryl Strauss was unavailable (perhaps she got some better career advice), so they retconned the end of Bad Channels and made “Nurse Ginger” the one woman who remained tiny. Happily, Melissa Behr brought her obvious charms to the role.

Shame about the watermark.

@littlest-lily said:

I keep having moments of pausing and wondering “should I share my stuff here? There’s nothing sexual in this one at all, there isn’t even anything romantic!”

It all contributes to the collective faith in, as Aborigen put it, Someplace This Was Real.

@tiny-ivy Tim Thomerson never phones it in.

@smolchlo Olive oil.

@skysayl I’m pretty sure we’re not paying for Peacock, so I’ll have to come up with a mundane explanation to add it.

@smolchlo Jodi Ann Paterson, Playboy’s Playmate of the Year for 2000.

@smolchlo That’s why we keep her in a jar on the top shelf.

@miss-lillipants said:

the sheepish courting (“is this a date?”)

Invites speculation on how intra-giant romance normally plays out. Does Silas have an ex?

@smolchlo Nice rack, Chlo.

@giantesslover45 Okay, I’m getting greedy. Howabout a low-angle shot of his leering face looking down on his students over his hairy gut?

@Nyx I just looked at AO3 for the first time in years, trying to determine if and how I might post a couple of my stories there. I immediately started drowning in all the tags. I didn’t anything could be more convoluted than the Tumblr tag wars, but it’s a couple orders of magnitude worse. The temptation to simply write the story as tags is quite strong.