@smolchlo She needs to pick up her gear; my keyboard’s dirty enough already.

@kisupure

So not so much Soylent Green as Midsommar.

@smolchlo said in Eat Me:

Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You sure are.

@kisupure

“Distract him by dropping trou, Finch. You know the drill.”

@smolchlo Surely you’ve thought about it, tho. Give us the maximum girth you can take, and someone will do the math to see how big his pinky should be.

@tiny-ivy

@smolchlo Time to experiment.

@tiny-ivy Score! A fully-stocked cabin all to themselves!

You are 100% correct that holding a tiny in your hand is intoxicating, and putting one in your mouth is like heroin.

@tiny-ivy There might be an opening.

@tiny-ivy Nasty! I love it.

The club should record the audio/video from everyone’s first encounter and sell the compilation. I’d buy it.

Something about Laura makes me feel she used to be a club manager or perhaps a patron.

@smolchlo Make out or takeout?

@tiny-ivy “Durmoch”

@smolchlo Calm down and rub some of that peanut sauce on your legs.

@tiny-ivy I lost my job three months into COVID, and I’ve been temping and interviewing ever since. Eerily like contracting a shrinking plague.

@giant-me I’m not surprised.