If I were so lucky as to have a two-inch-tall lady in my custody, every day I would threaten to eat her but not actually do it. I would take it as a challenge to make my threats so convincing and varied that every day she would believe me and think “That’s it, this is The Day.” I’d also have to have a convincing reason each day why my meal has to be postponed. Anticipating this daily performance would be the most compelling reason to get up each morning. 
@tiny-ivy “Statistically-generated content,” to really capture the lack of creative agency.
@Mrgoblinging7 I, for one, object to describing these statistical compilers as “intelligent.” Same for large language models like ChatGPT. They’re parlor tricks, and if you accept their output as art or literature that just shows how low your standards are.
@Mrgoblinging7 I can tell this is from DA because he’s still flaccid.
A favorite question, often revisited.
Tinies under 3 inches can be swallowed whole, which may or may not be appropriate. 
Enclosing little ladies in my hand 
or mouth is very important to me, so 3-4 inches is the maximum height for that consideration. That height also works for most pockets. 
Between 4 and 6 inches is also pleasant because her features are easier to see. 
Above 6 inches she becomes difficult to contain. I like a good chase as much as the next guy, but every day gets to be a chore. 
@Technomage I would expect any true horror fan would prefer to be taken than purchased.
