Posts made by Olo

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

@smolchlo Reading porn at work is a shrinking offense.

@i-am-insane I’ll take it in my coffee, thanks.

Cum Box by M31

@tiny-ivy I suppose he has godlike invulnerability, because otherwise there’s no way I’m letting that chopper get that close to my junk.

source?

by Andronicus

Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.

Isn’t a Borrower’s life tough enough without having to diagnose the mental health of the biggos you’re dodging?

by Dtv

Well-Earned

by Sizeadventure

She’ll quit complaining after her first time being used as toilet paper.

@mrgoblinging7 I often imagine Valerie and Betty from Land of the Giants wearily trading war stories about the last time they fell into the clutches of a horny giant:

“So he starts to tear my skirt off, and I yell, ‘Let me do it!’”

“I know; it’s not like you can replace it at the local shop, right?”

“So then he tapes me down on the table and—”

“Lemme guess: he unbuckled his pants.”

“No, I never saw his dick! This guy just wanted to lick me!”

“Between your legs?”

“Nope, just my armpits and the soles of my feet.”

“You get all the pervs, Val. I’ve been washing my hair every day for six weeks and I can still smell the last guy’s jizz.”

Not Again by Sizeadventure