Taylor Swift enjoying her lilliputian fans…
Posts made by Size_Master
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Prices
Booking a flight to France after the Lilliputian discount…
$314
Hotel in Paris for a week…
$740
Tickets to the Fête Médiévale de Provins ren faire…
$37
Finding out your lilliputian mother is cancer free…
Priceless
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RE: When life sends you the signals...
@foreverlurk I did get warnings but the warnings were for crap that never made sense like copyright strikes on public domain photos. And you can’t even appeal a strike. A lot of people left DA and Twitter to go to Blue Sky.
A do have a lot of it sitting on my drive. Maybe about 40%. As to reloading it no. DA really pissed me off. .
I will say this and to any other collager out there. There’s a member there that watches and reports works named Focalhaze. Block him and do yourself a favor.
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RE: When life sends you the signals...
@foreverlurk got nuked.
I made a new one though.
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Borrower Mating Habits
As the young lab intern watched she was fascinated by their lack of concern of the giant “beans” staring at them. Even holding them in her hand did not deter them from engaging in various forms of mating. “As you can see, when borrowers are in heat, they focus solely on the pleasure and driving instinct of reproduction. Their inhibitions are almost zero at that point making it the time they are most docile” the senior lab technician said to her. As she stared at them she couldn’t help but want to be a part of their mating. She could feel her body grow warm and her pussy wet at the thought of them giving her pleasure.
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RE: I hate my job...
Reply Kamenriderfan001
Pudding I don’t think you’re being too sensitive about the issues on hand. They made a conscious choice about how they deal with you and it’s not cool. Unfortunately, I’ve had to deal with similar issues second hand with an old girlfriend two years ago. Like you she was a Tiny working in an office dominated by Bigs. Fresh out of college getting her first real job working for a life insurance company as an actuary. She was nervous about the whole thing working around giants. She figured she’d get used to it. After all she had me a Big as a boyfriend.
It was great for the first three months. She got used to the red tape line on the floor designating her walkway. Had a nice woman assisting her by carrying her up onto her desk. Toilet and breakroom remodeled for her needs. The issues began when her assistant went on maternity leave. She ended up with this creepy guy named G (abbreviated) and he was a little too eager to pick her up and carry her around places. He ended up asking her out and she turned him down due to yours truly. That’s when the harassment began. Leering over her. Weird grins. Then one day he made a joke about her being so small someone could eat her. She was a nervous wreck at home that night. I told her to go right to HR the next day and file a harassment complaint.
Complaint filed and he was removed as her assistant. Didn’t end there though. Kept pacing past her little desk during lunch breaks eating and swallowing whatever loudly as he looked at her. Another complaint and he was sent for “Sensitivity Training”. Seriously WTF?! It’s clear what this guy is about! Well my GF threatened to sue if he wasn’t fired. They broke even and transferred him to another office.
After that though things got worse. She got a reputation as someone “who can’t take a joke” or a bitch. Nobody would talk to her. Someone removed the red tape on the floor so she had to watch being stepped on. They wouldn’t clean her little bathroom. And worse yet they took away the lift they had installed a month prior so she didn’t need to be picked up and placed on the desk she worked on. She had to scale a 100ft. (to her) ladder just to get to her desk.
Me being a law student knew they had screwed up royally. In the United States we have what is called the Whistleblower Law. You can’t retaliate on an employee becase they made a complaint. Adding to that they violated OSHA (again an American thing) law with that stupid ladder. They didn’t even have sense to place her desk on the floor to accommodate her. I helped her file the paperwork with the state and they agreed they violated the law. She sued for a decent amount and she settled for an undisclosed amount.
Sorry for the long story but depending on your country, there may be similar laws protecting your class against this kind of harassment.
Good Luck!
K
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Recipe for Orange Cranberry Crumb Cake
Why get stuck with another year of boring cranberry sauce when you can have something more tastier and fun?Spiced orange cranberry streusel cake recipe:
2½ cups flour
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon ground cinnamon
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
¼ teaspoon ground ginger
1½ cups superfine/caster sugar
1 cup butter melted
2 eggs
1 tablespoon orange zest about 2 oranges
¾ cup orange juice about 3 oranges
1 cup cranberry jam or in the UK cranberry sauce will work
1 cup fresh cranberries (or ½ cup dried cranberries, soaked)Topping:
½ cups brown sugar packed
½ cup granulated sugar
1 tablespoon ground cinnamon
½ teaspoon salt
¾ cups butter melted
The zest of 1 orange
1½ cups all-purpose flour
¼ cup powdered sugar for dusting
1 Cute Lilliputian girl (optional)Preheat the oven to 350F/175C Grease 13×9 inch baking pan.
For the topping:
Mix the flour, both sugars, cinnamon, orange zest and salt in medium mixing bowl. Add the warm melted butter and stir to blend until moist clumps form. Set aside.For the cake:
In a medium mixing bowl mix together the flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.
Add the cinnamon, nutmeg & ginger. Mix until combined.
Add melted butter, the orange juice & zest. Mix until combined.
Add eggs mixing until well blended. Fold in the cranberries.
Transfer cake batter to prepared baking pan; spreading it evenly over the pan.
top with the cranberry jam by gently smoothing over the surface of the cake (you may have to warm it slightly to make it easily spread).
Hand squeeze small handfuls of crumb topping together to form small clumps. Drop topping clumps evenly over cake batter & cranberry jam, covering with a thick layer of topping.
Bake 1 hour or until a tester comes out clean and topping is golden brown and a little crisp
Cool cake in the pan on a cooling rack at least an hour. Once cool dust with powdered sugar and cut into squares to serve.