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Gives a whole new meaning to “making” friends

So hot. Not knowing the entire time if he’ll just change his mind and condemn you to a lonely death in his belly.

Careful, a distracted customer might mistake her for a protein-rich snack…

A whole army, ready to serve their god

She’s a giant to GI Joe there!

@olo Cheating? She’s been raping the whole army!

@smolchlo For my next magic trick, I will make @SmolChlo disappear. But don’t worry, she’ll be nearby… for a little while.

@smolchlo Sure I promise

@smolchlo I’ll promise you anything if you let me shrink you… whoops did I say that out loud?

@smolchlo But why? You have nothing to fear! licks lips

@giant-me Course of antibiotics probably doesn’t hurt. These little cum dumpsters have all the STDs.

Oh my god that’s so hot. I can just imagine a horde of hungry giants looming over her, and her panicked screams as she realizes that she’ll end up in one of those bellies…

@mrgoblinging7 On the other hand, the silicone in her fake boobs will go right through his digestive system.

@mrgoblinging7 I’ve always had the fantasy of those tiny, unnatural things not even making a difference. Her clothes? Just extra fiber in the giant’s gut. Those braces and earrings and jewels? Get compacted into minuscule bits that pass right through. Face books? Get passed right through with his next number two.

Even chairs and tables or houses if they’re tiny enough, nothing but chewed up fiber that provides roughage for the giant’s colon.

Ha, cute. But I wish she was pawing at an even tinier girl