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@ferrario A warm place to sleep and three hot meals a day. What more could a girl dream of?

Fridge, freezer, blender, food processor, lawn mower, q-tips, …

@olo A woman’s proper place is below the manhood.

I like both. Obviously, not even being his only or favorite is extra humiliating. Depending on how he keeps us, there might be a social order depending on our size, who is in best standing with our owner… or maybe he keeps us all locked up in separate jars and we can’t ever socialize.

@olo Where can I apply?

Died fighting? I don’t think he even noticed your “fighting” in the fried rice.

@olo Oh my god the size on that first one.

@smolchlo I’m the worst You’re just a thing to me.

@olo Hard to concentrate sometimes

@olo You just gave your plan away! You’re gonna shrink me and then @SmolChlo will beat the shit out of me??

@mrgoblinging7 Ohhhh so cute. Being choked with floss is a fantasy of mine.

@smolchlo I’d lick you in inappropriate places until our owner provided us both with his thick nourishment. Then I’d lick it off of you.

Aww so cute

@smolchlo You want to argue with a man the size of a medium-sized office building, be my guest. I’m just happy to get a good meal out of a hard day’s work.

Fuck that’s so hot