Best posts made by sloppy_amy

@ferrario A warm place to sleep and three hot meals a day. What more could a girl dream of?

@HHunter1 Love it. It’s so adorable and wholesome in a way Hole-some haha.

@olo A woman’s proper place is below the manhood.

@HHunter1 I was holeding my breath the whole time

@olo Where can I apply?

Fridge, freezer, blender, food processor, lawn mower, q-tips, …

@olo Oh my god the size on that first one.

I like both. Obviously, not even being his only or favorite is extra humiliating. Depending on how he keeps us, there might be a social order depending on our size, who is in best standing with our owner… or maybe he keeps us all locked up in separate jars and we can’t ever socialize.

@olo Hard to concentrate sometimes

Died fighting? I don’t think he even noticed your “fighting” in the fried rice.

@mrgoblinging7 Ohhhh so cute. Being choked with floss is a fantasy of mine.

@smolchlo I’m the worst You’re just a thing to me.

Aww so cute

@olo You just gave your plan away! You’re gonna shrink me and then @SmolChlo will beat the shit out of me??

Fuck that’s so hot