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@littlest-lily Very, very relieved to see that Evie has had some kind of catharsis, and her genuine laughter is a balm.

Unlike Aiden, I don’t have a long friendship history with Diego, so I’m still a bit growly. Particularly calling Evie “Shrimp” without first asking for her permission.

Who wouldn’t like to be examined by a giant doctor? I’d subscribe to that ASMR channel.

“Kaiju wrestling” sounds like a specific fetish unto itself.

@smolchlo Sorry, I should have put

@protect-tinies Medieval Norwegians traveled amazingly far. They did more trading than raiding. They could have easily seen tropical fruit in Tangier or Alexandria.

@tiny-ivy Got a heavy 80s AIDS scare from this one.

Ironically, I find that size-differential tends to…loosen one’s gender preferences, particularly for the larger party. From my SM experiences I know that a tiny man falling into the clutches of a dude like Sean might result in “situational homosexuality.” I have to assume that a “straight” giantess would be tempted to take similar liberties with a shrunken women.

Your scenario makes this even more complicated because even admitting same-sex attraction to yourself seems to make one vulnerable to shrinking. Then shits like Sean layer on their twisted religious guilt to keep everyone in the closet (or, in this case, cupboard).

@tiny-ivy I’m not looking forward to having to clean that phone screen.

@foreverlurk Welcome to Newfoundland.

@tiny-ivy said:

I personally think it’s acting more like a slow-spreading curse than like a virus, based on that. I think the virus is the news media’s explanation of a mysterious phenom.

I was definitely leaning toward this interpretation. That it seems to propagate intolerance of queerness makes it all the more oppressive.

It’s a common trope for homophobes like Sean to decide to punish any gay man that falls into their clutches by raping them. Since he thought he was holding two shrunken gay men, I half-expected him to take them into the bathroom and jack off with/onto them. Only his fear of the “virus” stopped him.

@smolchlo Got it in one.

@foreverlurk I have endless fun with state agencies placing tinies in “caring homes.” See also workplace accommodations and non-discriminatory hiring practices.

@tiny-ivy said:

Maybe an encounter with a flirtatious bi woman who hopes that lots of sex with men will make her immune.

Innoculated by jizz. Booster shots daily.

I forgot to mention that I enjoyed the “Transitive” pun in the title.

@mrgoblinging7 Pets With Benefits.

@The-Big-G said:

he’s like ummm wtf and she’s like false idol how dare you try and steal my tribe from our gods

No better foreplay than a theological debate.

@littlest-lily I presume Aiden’s relationship status remains: “It’s complicated.”

If Evie likes swimming pools, she’s gonna love bathtubs.

@bigcuddlygiant Holy fuck. Did you make this?