@Olo oh indeed that is why professional me has kept horny and psychotic me out of prison and that and if I generally am going to be around people a lot I give them warnings. Mostly I say hello allow me to introduce myself (insert my name here) nice to meet you now let me apologise in advance as at some point in knowing me I will say or do something that will in fact offend you on a deeply spiritual,moral or physically level I do this as I have zero filters and no real ability to pick up on social cues. I also have an extremely dark sense of humour so no I have never been formally charged have I been accused of just about everything under the sun yes yes I have. Really only have the big R and the big M and abduction that I haven’t been accused of yet but most that know me are more like to assume I’ve made someone disappear than do anything overtly sexually in nature
