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@mrgoblinging7 I’d grab her by the tail.

@littlest-lily Evie probably shouldn’t investigate stains on the bedroom floor.

@mrgoblinging7 It’s so weird when tiny ladies pretend to be dolls, when you know they abused their dolls when they were kids.

@littlest-lily To be fair, I’ve been thinking about this for a lot longer than they have.

@jitensha You know what we need around here? A custom “mouthplay” emoji that’s a mouth with a tiny woman’s head and torso sticking out.

Looks like Aiden chose well.

@littlest-lily said in:

By the time Moira makes it across the room with me, the other giant is on her heels

Adorably, I initially misread that second clause as “my other giant.”

@smolchlo I thought it said “BURP,” but then I would think that.

@littlest-lily Typical Evie, worrying about how she might be able to satisfy Aiden instead of the other way around.

Shame about the watermark.

@littlest-lily I can see that for pre-existing partners who are now relatively giant. Happens all the time when one partner becomes disabled and the relationship has to be re-negotiated. Sometimes they get divorced and marry their professional caregiver. Evie should feel no shame about acknowledging the transactional aspect.

Anyway, Moira might have some suggestions (for both Evie and Aiden)…

@smolchlo Olive oil.

@littlest-lily My touchscreen is all fogged up.

@smolchlo That’s why we keep her in a jar on the top shelf.

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@smolchlo She needs to pick up her gear; my keyboard’s dirty enough already.