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@littlest-lily Everything went perfectly. That’s what alarms me.

@smolchlo said in Eat Me:

Kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You sure are.

@littlest-lily Yup, there will be at least one death, and many more implied “off-screen” deaths. Don’t let Evie or Aiden see it (Moira might be interested, idk).

@smolchlo Surely you’ve thought about it, tho. Give us the maximum girth you can take, and someone will do the math to see how big his pinky should be.

@littlest-lily I would be so proud of Evie if she managed to (affectionately) accuse Moira of being a cockblock.

@smolchlo Time to experiment.

@littlest-lily I like how Evie functions as a walking, talking adrenal gland for Aiden.

@tiny-ivy There might be an opening.

@littlest-lily Whenever I read about a handheld tiny flailing their legs, I think of the mechanical props on Land of the Giants that they used as stand-ins for handheld “Little People” being carried off by giants:

@smolchlo Make out or takeout?

@littlest-lily said:

I’ve never seen Land of the Giants, I apparently need to change that!

It had some nice moments, but it had far more missed opportunities. Everything’s getting rebooted, why not LOTG?

@smolchlo Calm down and rub some of that peanut sauce on your legs.

@littlest-lily

I’m older and more experienced than Aiden, and I’d be mortified when I found out I had done this. A hundred bucks says he calls up Moira and begs her to take care of Evie until he can face up to this. It could set them both back months.

@giant-me I’m not surprised.

That’s it for now; that’s as far as the original idea went. I have no immediate plans to continue this story; in fact, a couple of nicer stories are next up in the queue.

If I ever return to this, you can probably guess that this criminal enterprise—like so many others—will fall apart due to greed, impatience, and short-sightedness.