Best posts made by Olo

@tiny-ivy And you know he gets off on hearing his girlfriend verbally abuse his pet. “I know I can be scary sometimes, pet, but you don’t want me to let her have you, do you?”

@smolchlo Jacek Chmielnik was born in 1953 (d. 2007). I’m not as old as that, but I am older than he was in the photo I use for my avatar.

@BigCuddlyGiant I’m surprised Tink hasn’t found a way to shrink Wendy.

@bigcuddlygiant I presume the different sizes connote different denominations. Do they stack, I wonder?

Tiny professor, giant grad student.

@mrgoblinging7 This is a bit too on the nose…

@foreverlurk said:

thanks for proving I’m not insane, LOL.

There’s nothing sane about this, fella. It’s just a good kind of crazy.

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@giantmaneddie Yeah, I see the role reversal, but is it deserved? Do her authority figures do anything to bring shrinking on themselves?

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!

@i-am-insane Trophy-sized trophy wife.

@smolchlo

@FairyFanatic Clearly, it makes a big difference if a tiny woman has grown up that way versus being suddenly shrunk.

@mrgoblinging7 She starts off with a bit of indignant kink-shaming and then slips into “This is what I’ve always wanted!” Kinda clichéd, doncha think?

@Im-Warden said:

wonder who would go down so far?

There’s always one.