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@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

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@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

@smolchlo Sorry, I should have put

@protect-tinies Medieval Norwegians traveled amazingly far. They did more trading than raiding. They could have easily seen tropical fruit in Tangier or Alexandria.

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”

@tiny-ivy I’m not looking forward to having to clean that phone screen.

@foreverlurk Welcome to Newfoundland.

@littlest-lily To be fair to Camila, I’m sure a lot of people would have trouble believing their eyes when confronted with a shrunken person, no matter what their friends told them. Part of Camila probably still thinks Evie is some sort of automaton with a small speaker being remotely voiced by one of Aiden’s confederates.

The only solution I could suggest would be to let Camila handle Evie briefly.

@smolchlo Got it in one.

@foreverlurk I have endless fun with state agencies placing tinies in “caring homes.” See also workplace accommodations and non-discriminatory hiring practices.

@littlest-lily said:

Though at this point I don’t think Evie (or Aiden for that matter) would feel comfortable with Camila picking her up.

Oh, it was a desperate suggestion. I’ve given up trying to forecast.

@mrgoblinging7 Pets With Benefits.

@The-Big-G said:

he’s like ummm wtf and she’s like false idol how dare you try and steal my tribe from our gods

No better foreplay than a theological debate.