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@tiny-ivy said:

Maybe an encounter with a flirtatious bi woman who hopes that lots of sex with men will make her immune.

Innoculated by jizz. Booster shots daily.

I forgot to mention that I enjoyed the “Transitive” pun in the title.

@mrgoblinging7 I often imagine Valerie and Betty from Land of the Giants wearily trading war stories about the last time they fell into the clutches of a horny giant:

“So he starts to tear my skirt off, and I yell, ‘Let me do it!’”

“I know; it’s not like you can replace it at the local shop, right?”

“So then he tapes me down on the table and—”

“Lemme guess: he unbuckled his pants.”

“No, I never saw his dick! This guy just wanted to lick me!”

“Between your legs?”

“Nope, just my armpits and the soles of my feet.”

“You get all the pervs, Val. I’ve been washing my hair every day for six weeks and I can still smell the last guy’s jizz.”

@tiny-ivy

What if your giant tries to play the tiny ladies against each other, picking a “favorite” (whose privileges can be earned and lost)?

What if there are size differences among the shrunken women?

@littlest-lily I presume Aiden’s relationship status remains: “It’s complicated.”

If Evie likes swimming pools, she’s gonna love bathtubs.

Isn’t a Borrower’s life tough enough without having to diagnose the mental health of the biggos you’re dodging?

@smolchlo Yes, there’s a sizetwitter, but we’re all owned by Elon Musk now.

@littlest-lily

Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.

@smolchlo If sizetwitter ever decides on a mass migration to a new platform, I’m sure it will be discussed here.

The main challenge, of course, will be finding a (free) platform that will allow porn. No one seems yet to have asked Musk what he intends to do about that.

@littlest-lily said:

What I would give to truly be in his world again, just for a moment. [Emphasis added]

Whoa.

@tiny-ivy I suppose he has godlike invulnerability, because otherwise there’s no way I’m letting that chopper get that close to my junk.

@smolchlo Let my tongue set you free.

@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

@smolchlo

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