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@littlest-lily said:

I’ve never seen Land of the Giants, I apparently need to change that!

It had some nice moments, but it had far more missed opportunities. Everything’s getting rebooted, why not LOTG?

@mrgoblinging7 I often imagine Valerie and Betty from Land of the Giants wearily trading war stories about the last time they fell into the clutches of a horny giant:

“So he starts to tear my skirt off, and I yell, ‘Let me do it!’”

“I know; it’s not like you can replace it at the local shop, right?”

“So then he tapes me down on the table and—”

“Lemme guess: he unbuckled his pants.”

“No, I never saw his dick! This guy just wanted to lick me!”

“Between your legs?”

“Nope, just my armpits and the soles of my feet.”

“You get all the pervs, Val. I’ve been washing my hair every day for six weeks and I can still smell the last guy’s jizz.”

It’s a few months off, but one of the best ways to spice up tinies is to make them live in a gingerbread house for a few weeks.

@littlest-lily

I’m older and more experienced than Aiden, and I’d be mortified when I found out I had done this. A hundred bucks says he calls up Moira and begs her to take care of Evie until he can face up to this. It could set them both back months.

Isn’t a Borrower’s life tough enough without having to diagnose the mental health of the biggos you’re dodging?

@phoenix09 Mother Gothel would make a great giantess. Just sayin’.

That’s it for now; that’s as far as the original idea went. I have no immediate plans to continue this story; in fact, a couple of nicer stories are next up in the queue.

If I ever return to this, you can probably guess that this criminal enterprise—like so many others—will fall apart due to greed, impatience, and short-sightedness.

Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.

@Kondo Hamster wheel for cardio.

@littlest-lily

Very glad to hear your operation went well! Have an easy recovery filled with sizey dreams!

@tiny-ivy I suppose he has godlike invulnerability, because otherwise there’s no way I’m letting that chopper get that close to my junk.

@blss There are no mistakes, only “happy accidents.”

@littlest-lily Yeah, this is would be a rotten place to leave us hanging.

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

@RavenRose4242 “That, that’s just a distortion, right? One of those trick mirrors?”