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Isn’t a Borrower’s life tough enough without having to diagnose the mental health of the biggos you’re dodging?

@foreverlurk Good question! Had I searched for the OP I would have realized that this survey was over six years ago. Sorry for the false alarm.

Never mind.

@littlest-lily

Now I can’t stop thinking about a shrunken woman who stuffs her bra with jelly beans.

Balls?

Wanna touch balls?

@littlest-lily said:

What I would give to truly be in his world again, just for a moment. [Emphasis added]

Whoa.

@tiny-ivy I suppose he has godlike invulnerability, because otherwise there’s no way I’m letting that chopper get that close to my junk.

@foreverlurk I wish he could write it off on his taxes as a charitable donation.

@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@smolchlo Okay, but your supervisor and I are going to meet and put you on a performance plan. Failure to make immediate progress will result in escalation.

@Nyx I posted the following comment on the poll and so far I’ve received three Likes on it:

Hell yeah! Given how underserved M/f is in the Size community, you should do it regardless of the poll results.

Then OpenHighHat responded to my comment:

I can’t make any promises but I’ll see what I can do

@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

@smolchlo Sorry, I should have put

@Jitensha I plan to attend all three days. @Taedis has already been in touch with me about participating in one or two panels.

Other panels I want to attend include the Shrunken Ladies panel (ofc), the Darkside panel, Jit’s Fight Shame panel, and the Silver Social.

I’m also looking forward to meeting a few of the people I’ve been interacting with online for over ten years.

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”