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@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@FairyFanatic Clearly, it makes a big difference if a tiny woman has grown up that way versus being suddenly shrunk.

@smolchlo Jacek Chmielnik was born in 1953 (d. 2007). I’m not as old as that, but I am older than he was in the photo I use for my avatar.

@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

@Im-Warden said:

wonder who would go down so far?

There’s always one.

@bigcuddlygiant I presume the different sizes connote different denominations. Do they stack, I wonder?

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”

@SmolChlo Your boss might have other duties for you.

@mrgoblinging7 This is a bit too on the nose…

@littlest-lily To be fair to Camila, I’m sure a lot of people would have trouble believing their eyes when confronted with a shrunken person, no matter what their friends told them. Part of Camila probably still thinks Evie is some sort of automaton with a small speaker being remotely voiced by one of Aiden’s confederates.

The only solution I could suggest would be to let Camila handle Evie briefly.

@i-am-insane Me spotting a 4-inch-tall Scarlett Johansson.

@smolchlo Real friends would research giants first before setting you up on a blind date.

@littlest-lily said:

Though at this point I don’t think Evie (or Aiden for that matter) would feel comfortable with Camila picking her up.

Oh, it was a desperate suggestion. I’ve given up trying to forecast.

@i-am-insane Sure, post it here. Just use the “Furry” tag (no “scaly” tag, but close enough).

@smolchlo Diligent matchmakers won’t simply take his word for it. Talk to his exes, scan his browser histories, find out he treats his pets. They’re tiny, so they can spy!