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@smolchlo Firebugs get stamped out.

@littlest-lily “Poignant” is how they describe it in literary criticism.

@smolchlo Sigh. [grabs fire-extinguisher] 🧯

@littlest-lily said:

“This is my girlfriend. Evie."

Not:

“This is my accidentally shrunken friend. Evie.”

Not:

“This is my roommate. Evie.”

“This is my girlfriend. Evie.”

I get that Evie was shaken up, but if I were her I’d take the first opportunity to interrogate Moira and Star about Aiden’s history with Camila.

@mrgoblinging7 [Jabba-the-Hutt chortling]

@foreverlurk A friend of mine tried to order some in Montréal, but with his high school French of course it came out “putain.”

@bigcuddlygiant OMG I’d suckle those thighs for dessert!

I was expecting her to be hiding under his toque, directing him by yanking his hair.

@littlest-lily To be fair to Camila, I’m sure a lot of people would have trouble believing their eyes when confronted with a shrunken person, no matter what their friends told them. Part of Camila probably still thinks Evie is some sort of automaton with a small speaker being remotely voiced by one of Aiden’s confederates.

The only solution I could suggest would be to let Camila handle Evie briefly.

@phoenix09 Perhaps she’s just playing her part.

@littlest-lily said:

Though at this point I don’t think Evie (or Aiden for that matter) would feel comfortable with Camila picking her up.

Oh, it was a desperate suggestion. I’ve given up trying to forecast.

@size_master Just what I want on my plate.

@littlest-lily said:

I start putting a couple of things away with one hand while laying the other one on the counter to offer my girlfriend a ride.
She doesn’t miss a beat and has already hopped right onto my palm. Since I’m still tidying, I wasn’t even looking her way when I felt her little feet against my skin, but I’m instinctively closing my hand around her body.

Finger Fuck by Xen0phage

@littlest-lily It’s like dancing. It’s what dancing celebrates.

@bigcuddlygiant Oh, yeah. I can decide which is my favorite, his thumb or his pinky.