Best posts made by Olo

@SmolChlo Never get tired of sniffing your her hair.

@smolchlo Make out or takeout?

@tiny-ivy Oh, I’m really looking forward to the rest of this!

I wonder if Dave even knows where his fiancee has gone. Pretty big competition…

@SmolChlo To hell with hibernating.

@smolchlo Calm down and rub some of that peanut sauce on your legs.

@tiny-ivy I’m a little drunk myself just thinking about all the places this story has gone and could still go.

The last time me and the lads went to Bigside we didn’t go with Giant Taxi; we just called a Boober.

@SmolChlo

@giant-me I’m not surprised.

@tiny-ivy Goddamn I have to stop reading this stuff at work.

I loved this group dynamic and then watching it dissolve. Vanessa is such a selfish bitch, but those are the best-tasting.

@TheReducer Great ideas, sir. We desperately need permanent subforums for Recommendations and Requests.

@smolchlo The laundry hamper’s fine, though, right?

@tiny-ivy said:

a “Huge Embrace” for-hire-giant who specializes in non-fatal, almost-swallowed mouthplay.

He’ll have to provide a weekly stool sample to keep his license.

At one point in this thread I was going to refer to a hypothetical “FluffCon.” Turns out it already exists.

@smolchlo I might be blinded by possession and lust, but there’s no way I’m letting her livestream.

@tiny-ivy said in:

Her flaw was that she didn’t pay enough attention to the posters at the Port about how to spot a certified Giant Taxi.