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REQUEST 27 by Lord Xarnor

You can learn a lot about a person by shrinking them down to two-inches-tall, popping them into your mouth, and sucking on them for half a day.

So I finally got the invitation to create an account on AO3. I haven’t posted any stories yet because my OCD is compelling me to be exhaustive when tagging (I also don’t have any M/f stories that really belong there). I’ve spent several hours lost among the tags and FAQs, and for those of you who make use of AO3 I have a few questions.

1. Is heterosexuality even allowed?

2. I note that the gender/size tag we use don’t really work (or are not used) on AO3. “M/f” doesn’t always retain the capitalization and it returns hundreds of hits that have nothing to do with size. I have seen people use the individual tags “male giant” and “female tiny,” but that only indicates that there are characters present who fall into those categories; it doesn’t necessarily indicate that they interact with each other. There is a sub-category of tags called Relationships. Example: “Relationship: James T. Kirk/Spock.” Many such Relationships have been “canonized” and will be suggested when typing in the Relationship tag field. There are, however, countless “non-canonical” Relationship tags, including some that are quite creative or generic, such as “Relationship: Hannibal Lecter/Original Male Character” or “Relationship: Blond Himbo/Shy Librarian.”

It seems to me that we could use “Relationship: Male Giant/Female Tiny” as a distinctive tag that indicates the preferred configuration. There’s no reason not to augment this with additional tags such as “Shrunken Woman” or “Bratty Female Borrower” or “Protective Male Giant” or “Gluttonous Male Giant” or “Rapey Giant Bastard,” plus all the preferred body parts and activities.

Any other tips or suggestions for AO3 newbies? Questions for AO3 veterans?

Satisfaction by Lord Xarnor

I never fully appreciated this expression until I imagined holding a tiny lady in my hand.

@giantesslover45 Since giant-worship is inevitable, I’d be proactive and set up a theocracy with me as god.

First I’d demolish the existing power structure, which would probably require some gruesome demonstrations of vore. I’d make my new subjects retrieve the bones after I’d passed them to preserve as objects of veneration.

The main duty of my priesthood, of course, would be to provide a steady supply of acolytes to show me proper devotion. I would also, however, amuse myself by making occasional gnomic proclamations that they could collect as Scripture and argue over their interpretations.

I would also defend my society against all enemies foreign and domestic, and I could be supplicated into engaging in public works like diverting rivers or building fortifications. Any farmer should be honored and grateful to have me fertilize their fields.

I imagine some of my subjects would try to eliminate their rivals by convincing me they were impious or something. I might entertain this if I was bored enough, but I’d probably be as likely to eat the accuser as the accused.

Pet Teacher by Mikester65

@i-am-insane Holding a tiny lady in my hand, whether under my gaze or comfortably against my body, is going to take up the vast majority of our time together. She might wander a bit when we’re watching TV or some other sedentary activity, but holding her close is an indispensable part of the relationship.

Minutia’s Manipulations by Docop. She later shrinks even smaller.

Big Mouth by Lord Xarnor

Instead of tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue, try getting a tiny’s pants off with your tongue.

One of the OG shrunken women.

If you’ve ever wanted to see Bane grow to kaiju size and fuck buildings in Gotham City, today’s your lucky Valentine’s Day.