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Perfect Fit by @MarshGTS

@SmolChlo I used to torment myself imagining that a venomous spider was going to crawl under my bed sheets as soon as I turned off the light. This is worse.

Respect the Hierarchy by @MarshGTS

@Kongman1313 Welcome!

Almost fifty years later and there hasn’t been anything equal to this:

@SmolChlo You’ve got ten friends, though, right?

@Mrgoblinging7 said in Seconds:

Not taking their cloth[e]s off first is a mistake. Unless you have a particularly robust digestive system, those might hurt coming out the other end.

All pleasures must be paid for.

@Mrgoblinging7 The point is that I would have no choice but to go the god-tyrant route. Lucky for me that I already like eating people.

So, you want to try your experimental growth ray on me. It’s supposed to make me one hundred feet tall, is that right? Consider what that would mean:

No clothes will fit me ever again.

I will have zero privacy. Everything I say or do will be on the Internet. I won’t have to read any of the hateful commentary because I won’t be able to use the Internet anyway.

Everywhere I go I will create a giant open-air latrine. No one has any idea what I might use for toilet paper.

I won’t be able to ever visit any of my favorite restaurants, shops, museums, libraries, or theaters.

My visiting even the smallest town or village will result in the destruction of infrastructure, if not the death of livestock or even residents.

If I want any protection from the elements, I will have to live underground.

Every military in the world will be constantly planning my destruction.

I will never have a comfortable place to sleep.

If I retreat to the wilderness, I will imperil entire ecosystems.

Anyone I care about will be at risk of being taken hostage by people who want to control me.

Because everyone will either be terrified of me or want something from me, I will never have an honest conversation again.

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Okay, but I get to eat whoever I want.

Seconds by @MarshGTS

@littlest-lily Love me some non-verbal communication.

@SmolChlo It’s the pocket for you, then.

@SmolChlo Sometimes. Depends on how used to being held the tiny is. If it’s her first time, she doesn’t know how much force she can (and can’t) use, and it can pinch a bit. After more experience being handled, she can get up to all kinds of mischief.

@SmolChlo The sensation of tiny digits on one’s skin is not nearly celebrated enough.

@Mrgoblinging7 Hopefully the Prime gets to play with them too.

Free 2 Good tf by Thea Inanimate