@SmolChlo Hehehe, thank you! I don’t know how many times I can use this same format without getting to the point where I just end up repeating myself. I don’t see the purpose of rewriting the same stories I’ve already written before (unless I’m convinced I can do it better than the first time). But as luck would have it, I’m actually working on a new one today. If all goes well, it’ll probably be posted sometime tonight.
And here’s Part 2.
GIANT GUY: “So my idea is that we dress you up like a sugar plum fairy and then–oh, sorry, I need to speak softly so I don’t deafen you, right?”
TINY GIRL: “Yes, please!”
GIANT GUY: “Feathers. Pillows. Fluffy bunny fur. Clouds. Bouncy Jell-O. Hippies.”
TINY GIRL “----you’re hilarious.”
@SmolChlo Plus, if you’re up close and personal with the follicles as a tiny, they’re great for exfoliating and/or acupuncture. 
[returns to brutalizing helpless tiny women with rough facial hair]
“Do not trust Google Drive”? I think it would be most accurate to say “Don’t trust Google…ever.”
@miss-lillipants Speaking as someone who HAS recorded himself doing this stuff, I hate listening to my own voice too. Here’s my secret for success: I never listen to my own recordings. 
I just record myself narrating the script, do it all in one take, and then I listen to the first one or two seconds of the recording (just to make sure it recorded correctly) and turn it off as fast as I can. Then I post it online without doing any further “quality control.” To this day, I’ve never listened to one of my own recordings all the way through. Not even once. It’s a very effective tactic! You just have to resist the urge to be a perfectionist about it. (I think that perfectionism is what causes people to listen through their own recordings, looking for flaws and problems.)
@littlest-lily See? Playing video games DOES lead to real-life violence!! If you grew up playing Tetris, you can’t resist the urge to insert snugly-fitting things into other things. It’s all downhill from there… 
@foreverlurk Exactly…I believe Google is pure evil. And so are Apple, Meta, Microsoft, OpenAI, etc., because they’re all wannabe dictators whose end goal is to get as much power as possible (by any means possible) and to control everyone forever, appointing themselves as our unelected rulers. If I could avoid giving money to any of them, I would, but it’s pretty much impossible to do that without swearing off computers and phones altogether.