@Kisupure The thing about cats is that you can declaw them. You want to “declaw” your tiny to the best of your ability. That’s why I always keep her barefoot, so she can’t kick me with her pointy-toed heels, use her stilettos as if they were LITERAL stilettos, etc.
Best posts made by protect-tinies
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RE: Giants, how do you protect yourselves from tinies bitting your hand?
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RE: Luxurious Enclosures
@SmolChlo said in Luxurious Enclosures:
My dear friends of Papa’s Dollhouse, the silence was so painful and after a lengthy pause he explains that he simply enjoys building miniature structures as a hobby and nothing more. He then proceeded to nervously ask me what I was talking about and if I had a preference?? to which I replied I have a desire to be 4” tall. His face was slowly starting to turn red, leaning closer he whispered “why”
I have to say, his response makes me suspicious! Normally, I’m the type who believes you shouldn’t read too much into these things and that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. That may be the case in this particular situation. But if this is ONLY a hobby for him, why did he get so uncomfortable? Why did HIS face turn red when YOU blurted out a confession? HE didn’t have any reason to be embarrassed, presumably. It sounds like maybe this IS more than just a hobby for him and he was afraid that his secret was about to be inadvertently exposed. Like, if someone asked ME a question about size fantasy, I think I’d probably react the way this guy did. I’d probably deny that I had any interest in sizey stuff at all and play dumb while turning red and becoming very awkwardly quiet and thinking “Oh crap oh crap oh crap! I’ve given myself away! They’re going to figure it out!”
Or it’s possible that he’s just one of those sensitive people who experiences secondhand embarrassment very strongly.
But anyway…I’m not saying he’s a closeted macrophile or microphile. I’m just saying he acted the way I would expect a closeted macrophile or microphile to act. LOL.
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RE: Giant Boyfriend Audio Story
@SmolChlo Hehehe, thank you! I don’t know how many times I can use this same format without getting to the point where I just end up repeating myself. I don’t see the purpose of rewriting the same stories I’ve already written before (unless I’m convinced I can do it better than the first time). But as luck would have it, I’m actually working on a new one today. If all goes well, it’ll probably be posted sometime tonight.
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RE: What are your favorite clothing items for giants/tinies?
I like feminine, flowy stuff like dresses and skirts, or makeshift clothing (the fact that makeshift clothing often resembles a dress anyway doesn’t hurt). Makeshift clothing can add to the cuteness factor, and it also emphasizes the fact that the tiny is living in an alien world that’s not made for her.
Some people say tinies should wear “practical” clothing, like combat boots and cargo pants, because life as a tiny can be demanding. Personally, the more practical and utilitarian the clothing is, the less interesting it is to me. Tiny women are better when they don’t look like Navy SEALs.
I’m not really a fan of doll clothes (unless they look exactly like regular clothes)…only because the more the tiny resembles a toy that a child would play with, the more it reminds me of “kiddie content.” If I’m envisioning a romantic or sexual scenario involving a tiny woman, I don’t want to be thinking about ANYTHING child-related or child-adjacent…for obvious reasons. That just feels uncomfortable.
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RE: Luxurious Enclosures
@SmolChlo Hot and cold…so, room temperature?
(I’m a terrible person.)
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RE: Looking for source of this GIF
@foreverlurk Yeah, my “hints” were anything but subtle…that’s why they were successful. The only part that was subtle was the “kink” part. I started by offering to shrink these girls and take them away from all their problems and obligations and keep them in my shirt pocket. Of course, it was said in a cute, romantic way, not in a “I’m a weirdo who has a deep dark secret” kind of way. Then I ran with that scenario, shared the music video and said “Look! Someone made a documentary about your life!”, etc. Generally speaking, this stuff is not going to be weird unless you MAKE it weird. Haha.
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RE: Taking Care of Your Shrunken Princess ASMR
@miss-lillipants Speaking as someone who HAS recorded himself doing this stuff, I hate listening to my own voice too. Here’s my secret for success: I never listen to my own recordings. I just record myself narrating the script, do it all in one take, and then I listen to the first one or two seconds of the recording (just to make sure it recorded correctly) and turn it off as fast as I can. Then I post it online without doing any further “quality control.” To this day, I’ve never listened to one of my own recordings all the way through. Not even once. It’s a very effective tactic! You just have to resist the urge to be a perfectionist about it. (I think that perfectionism is what causes people to listen through their own recordings, looking for flaws and problems.)
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RE: How Do You Store Your Micros?
Personally, I like to store them using the Russian Nesting Doll (or Matryoshka) method! Put one tiny woman in your pocket. Then put an even tinier woman in in the first tiny woman’s pocket. Then put an even MORE minuscule woman in the TINIER woman’s pocket! And so on, up to infinity…
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RE: Looking for source of this GIF
@Olo I should probably clarify what I said earlier, since I didn’t include a lot of nuance or detail. My fault.
I think the statement that “women need to respect a man in order to feel attracted to him” is a lot like the statement that “men are taller than women.” They’re both generally true, but they’re not a hundred percent true a hundred percent of the time. Most men are taller than most women, but there are certain women who are taller than certain men. There are exceptions to almost every “rule,” and every large group of people includes certain individuals who are outliers. I’m sure there are certain women who are very low on the “needing to respect a man” axis.
There are some women who have developed a very strong fear of men because of experiences they had when they were young. If a woman spent her entire childhood being raped by male family members, I think she’s more likely to protect herself as an adult by seeking out a man who’s “beneath” her and therefore less threatening. Also, if a woman is a literal sociopath or narcissist, or if she has certain other mental disorders (like paranoid schizophrenia, maybe), then normal psychology won’t really apply to her. Those are just a couple factors. I still believe that women’s sexual attraction to a man is primarily based on respect, but I also recognize that the idea is a bit more complicated in practice than it is in theory.
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RE: Salt & Pepper
@littlest-lily Blurry Pepper is best Pepper! Not because she’s ugly or anything. Just because the concept is adorable.
(Seriously, there’s an untapped “blurry tinies” market.)
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RE: Foreverlurk's AI artwork
@SmolChlo Wait…you mean you’re NOT actually tiny and typing all of your posts by dancing on a phone/computer keyboard?? I WAS very impressed with your lack of typos, considering your circumstances, but now I retract my accolades!
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RE: Sunrise Kiss
@SmolChlo Plus, if you’re up close and personal with the follicles as a tiny, they’re great for exfoliating and/or acupuncture.
[returns to brutalizing helpless tiny women with rough facial hair]
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RE: Salt & Pepper
@littlest-lily See? Playing video games DOES lead to real-life violence!! If you grew up playing Tetris, you can’t resist the urge to insert snugly-fitting things into other things. It’s all downhill from there…