Posts made by sloppy_amy

@mrgoblinging7 You’re officially the most fucked-up person here

Awww how cute

Wow this is so hot

Oh my god. So hot.

Wonder if she tastes fishy when you swallow her. I’d be like a cat on that window every day.

Sometimes I fantasize about being a giant, submissive cow kept for meat or milk.

omg so hot. agreed on smaller, though.

@olo It’s about 7 stories tall, so I’m not sure you’d need to worry. The helicopter might need to worry.

Kind of… weird… but also cute?

With the rest of the snacks

Wonder how many jelly beans you can fit in her before she pops

@giant-me That’ll teach the flight attendants not to say “Is there ANYTHING else I can do for you?” in business class… losing a fight with an 8ft snake in a tight fabric cave.

Can’t wait until he opens his briefcase mid-flight for some onboard entertainment.

Super hot

Oh my that’s cruel