Posts made by sloppy_amy

@smolchlo Master! The whore is trying to escape again!

@smolchlo You want to argue with a man the size of a medium-sized office building, be my guest. I’m just happy to get a good meal out of a hard day’s work.

@smolchlo I’d lick you in inappropriate places until our owner provided us both with his thick nourishment. Then I’d lick it off of you.

@olo You just gave your plan away! You’re gonna shrink me and then @SmolChlo will beat the shit out of me??

@smolchlo I’m the worst You’re just a thing to me.

@smolchlo Are you crazy? I’ll become Favorite Tiny by ratting out your rebel group and cheering the giant on as he punishes you. Maybe I’ll get to sleep on his nightstand and eat real food once in a while if I help him catch enough troublemakers.

Died fighting? I don’t think he even noticed your “fighting” in the fried rice.

I like both. Obviously, not even being his only or favorite is extra humiliating. Depending on how he keeps us, there might be a social order depending on our size, who is in best standing with our owner… or maybe he keeps us all locked up in separate jars and we can’t ever socialize.

A whole army, ready to serve their god

Careful, a distracted customer might mistake her for a protein-rich snack…

Mmmmm how delightful. Do you save their videos for… later?

So hot. Not knowing the entire time if he’ll just change his mind and condemn you to a lonely death in his belly.

@olo Wait, you were in character the whole time?

@olo That feeling when you walk into a restaurant and wonder if they can smell it on you

Pink or brown, give it a shot? lol