Posts made by sloppy_amy

@smolchlo I often fantasize about this, how all those pretty and successful looking influences on Instagram and Youtube might as well be shrunken slaves living in jars on an evil giant’s shelf. He just makes them produce these videos to rake in cash. They smile and grin and pretend life is sweet until the camera shuts off and it’s back to the jar for them.

Oh my god I can hear her screams in my head.

Why are there hand prints in the door behind her? And why are tinies climbing all over it?

@size_master Oh, looks way smaller somehow. That big toe looks big enough to run her over.

Oh that’s so cute The look of desperation in her eyes.

Lovely POV, how small do you think she is?

Gonna smuggle them all out in my tummy. Trust me, little ones! Ahhhhh…

Ha, cute. But I wish she was pawing at an even tinier girl

@smolchlo Should’ve thought of that before you decided to be born tiny.

@technomage Think you can fit the pencil in her?

@mrgoblinging7 And for our next segment, Amy will wrestle… a flea!

@smolchlo Isn’t breaking the whole point?

Haha I love the multisize in the box!

So cute!

@giant-me Makes the walk of shame that much more shameful.