Posts made by sloppy_amy

@olo The term Human Resources has always made me tingly If your HR person giggles when you say it out loud, run!

@olo Ohhh that’s so cute little one. Makes big, bad Amy just want to pick you up and lick you all over and maybe licks lips…

Social power stories are so hot

@tiny-ivy Haha I love these social power things in stories. E.g. the poor being shrunk or the rich being giants.

Honestly I doubt they thought about this at all, but it’s hot to think they would Imagine three immense CEO faces looking down at a whole office of 1 inch workers at minuscule desks, trying to pretend like the enormous breath isn’t washing all the papers away.

@tiny-ivy lol I totally didn’t get it.

@giant-me Course of antibiotics probably doesn’t hurt. These little cum dumpsters have all the STDs.

@smolchlo But why? You have nothing to fear! licks lips

@smolchlo I’ll promise you anything if you let me shrink you… whoops did I say that out loud?

@smolchlo Sure I promise

@smolchlo For my next magic trick, I will make @SmolChlo disappear. But don’t worry, she’ll be nearby… for a little while.

@olo Yea, flavor of the last 40 guys who came on me after I passed out behind that dumpster. Seems nobody can walk past a shrunken whore with her pants already down.

Or as I call it, Tuesday.

@olo Now that you mention it, I wouldn’t put myself in my mouth. Who knows where I’ve been?!

@smolchlo Can I take you up on the biting offer? I think you’d go great with bread sticks.

I’ll melt in your mouth, not your hand

Oh my god the perspective is so great. His junk is a whole mountain range before HE even begins!

@olo Cheating? She’s been raping the whole army!