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@HentaiHunter1 I eat raw bacon sometimes… it slaps

@mrgoblinging7 HAPPY MAY THE 4th!!

@Olo there was a recent Tik Tok trend going around where guys were taking these high angle videos of their girlfriends getting angry or shouting up at them. Obvi this angle made them appear very adorable and non threatening lol

@HentaiHunter1 Mmmm that’s sounds yummy and fun sweets are always a good time!

Tinies are pets not snacks I love that ️

as if he were de-shelling a shrimp I get so giddy when the Giant undresses his tiny. Like unwrapping a piece of chocolate or presents on Christmas!

@jitensha Thank you for posting this

@foreverlurk I was met with the biggest HUH?! but that’s okay bc today I switched his toilet paper with mini toilet papers…

@HentaiHunter1 I have tried steak tartare, very gross! Haha I’ll stop eating raw foods, no funny tasting cheese for me 🥴

I’ll never stop eating raw cookie dough though, gotta live life on the edge sometimes

@Olo calmly set a cup over her and get you some gloves! A mask too if you feel her cooties are airborne

@sloppy_amy We can be cubicle buddies! and then you’ll really get to know me… I’ll talk to you about rotating and non-rotating black holes. All. Day. Long. I like to make random sound effects for my movements and I also do a mean Jim Carrey impersonation

@Olo exactly! And I have lots of little clues too So he better take out his handy dandy notebook and figure it out

I’ll be walking around wearing my vampire fangs and hissing at people ️

@i-am-insane exactly! I was waiting for someone to bring this sort of thing up. My best friend (who’s aware of my fetish) admitted that if she found a shrunken person or something small that she couldn’t understand her first instinct was to step on it which gave me an instant stomach ache ‍ I think a lot of people panic in situations their not typically used to but I would hope that their first instinct isn’t to destroy but to inspect

@olo @sloppy_amy BOTH of you just want to eat me! I’ve been bamboozled