Witness Your God
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There’s a pair of tasty Jehovah’s Witnesses at the bus stop every morning. One day I’m gonna take 'em home in my pocket and show them my testimony.
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@olo oh my, this is a fun start. You could show them your religion’s version of taking communion at the very end. Or at least threaten it.
Great… Now my brain’s already running away down a path. I’m picturing a Satanic sorcerer, who’s read Lavey, who has rituals with phrases about being our own gods. What’s the fun with being your own god if you don’t have mortals to grovel at your feet, though?
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@tiny-ivy Which is more fun, destroying their old faith or demanding it for yourself?
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You could destroy their faith. I’d likely touch them till they start loudly praying then baptize them with my phallic alter. Making sure they get a good taste of their new communion wine.
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HH1
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@hentaihunter1 With two of them, you could make an instructive example of one.
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@olo Oh I know I could a firm enough hand to have them both worshipping in a short time. Sure they might not be praying to me, but the physical showing of fealty is what I would be really looking for anyway.
HH1
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Baptized in the seed of man, they are reborn. Given new life and purpose, a divine task that shalt be their duty, and a test to see if they are worthy of heaven’s embrace.
That could be how you phrase it? Reading the parts of the bible that instruct men on how to treat their slaves/women would also help the brainwashing.
