First Among Tinies
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@tiny-ivy Right on for tiny liberation! I especially like the part of rallying together against the giant. I’ll join you and fight the good fight
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@olo I mean, I’d do what it takes to not get swallowed by his threatening mouth, but whenever the giant isn’t in the room, I’d try to remind the other women that the giant’s mind games are stupid as hell, that he’s a manipulative asshole, that whenever his back is to us, we’re all equal. That the hierarchy thing is a show we’re putting on for him, because he’s not actually God, we all still have inalienable human rights.
If that ends up backfiring for me? Then that’s what happens. I’m done pretending like hierarchy is real in normal sized capitalism, I’m not going to change that belief when I’m tiny.With different sized women, protect the smalls at all cost. Golden rule. Kick the shit out of equally sized tinies who want to harm them. Pray to the gods that the bigger tinies than I have as solid an ethical framework in their noggins. (Prediction: after seeing society collapsing in these past few years, the other tinies won’t. People can’t even be bothered to put their shopping carts away in the store parking lot.)
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@smolchlo right on, sister. Apologies in advance if this gets us all eaten, but I’m glad you’re on board!
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@tiny-ivy We died fighting and that’s all that matters! I agree with protecting the tinies that are smaller, no one’s going to get left behind. As for any other tinies who are on the giants side… they won’t be a problem for long … I’d also like to mention I do return my shopping cart and any others that I find in the parking lot lol
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Died fighting? I don’t think he even noticed your “fighting” in the fried rice.
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@sloppy_amy not the fried rice!
Join us Amy! We need you to help us defeat these giants 
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@smolchlo Are you crazy? I’ll become Favorite Tiny by ratting out your rebel group and cheering the giant on as he punishes you. Maybe I’ll get to sleep on his nightstand and eat real food once in a while if I help him catch enough troublemakers.
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@sloppy_amy … there goes my heart
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@smolchlo I’m the worst
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Oh Olo, what a cruel owner you are. Like you open your kitchen cabinet and ask your mugs if you can have more then one. As if you had to worry if you’d hurt the feelings of the other mugs if you use one more then others.
Some mugs are for coffee, some for tea and other mugs are for just when your thirsty, just like Shrunken.
Tiny ladies human rights, oh so cute.
HH1
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@sloppy_amy Okay, Amy, you’re gonna be twice the size of the others.
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This seems relevant:
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@sloppy_amy I won’t, but I wouldn’t put it past some of these other guys.
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