First Among Tinies
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@sloppy_amy Okay, Amy, you’re gonna be twice the size of the others.
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This seems relevant:
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@sloppy_amy I won’t, but I wouldn’t put it past some of these other guys.
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@olo there is a SIZE TWITTER?! You guys on the gram too?!
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@sloppy_amy I would never put hands on you!
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@smolchlo I’d lick you in inappropriate places until our owner provided us both with his thick nourishment. Then I’d lick it off of you.
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@sloppy_amy He can keep his spoiled yogurt to himself
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@smolchlo You want to argue with a man the size of a medium-sized office building, be my guest. I’m just happy to get a good meal out of a hard day’s work.
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@sloppy_amy oh you know me I’ll argue with anything lol but FINE you stay and eat the yucky yogurt and I’ll escape!
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@smolchlo Master! The whore is trying to escape again!
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@sloppy_amy I’ve told you before, Amy, we don’t use that word. She’s a “pet” or a “toy.” Sometimes a “lost and forgotten toy.”
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@smolchlo Yes, there’s a sizetwitter, but we’re all owned by Elon Musk now.
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@sloppy_amy AMY?! What the higgity heck dawg!
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