Mail Order Amazon
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Pick By sizeisanillusion https://www.deviantart.com/sizeisanillusion/art/Mail-order-amazon-959774119
!Warning! Contains one (1) live Amazon, imported from the rainforest villages of Yorl on Planet Faarrrg. Dimensionally transported straight into this container, your new pet will be a mere 30% or normal human size, and may or may not be armed. Open at your own risk. Use of tranquilizing, sedating, or lust-amplifying aerosols is advised. Absent those, wear protective hand and eye coverings.
@Mrgoblinging7 I found out the hard way that weight of cardboard is too light. Loose like that she’d punch right through it.