Replying to u/DonkeyDonkY2K
by u/giant_tormentor
NTA!!! The bigger the giant, the bigger the baby.
My ex broke up with me over this. I put some of my old clothes and crushed cherry tomatoes on the bottom of his shoe and hid until he found it. He FREAKED- both when he saw it and when he found out it was a prank. But really it’s all on him. Like does he think we are made of tomatoes or something? Is he stupid?
He forgave me on the condition that we didn’t do pranks for a while, but a week later it was April 1st. Naturally I had to SOMETHING to celebrate. I made a fake post to Sizebook Marketplace listing myself for sale using his account. His phone started blowing up with offers, along with family and friends furious with him. Of course things ended after that, but who wants to be with someone who can’t take a joke?
(For real, someone get our poor hypothetical boyfriends some therapy )