Best posts made by Olo

@Mrgoblinging7

The Muffin Man

Winona’s latest movie by Out-of-size

@SmolChlo Like clues from a Borrower.

@Mrgoblinging7 Marjorie Taylor Greene for a urinal target.

Mad Hatter Cover #2 by David Nakayama

@SmolChlo Give me a lollipop and take a seat.

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Man-handled 01 and 02 by Flagg3D

@SmolChlo Get that nut.

@Mrgoblinging7 The point is that I would have no choice but to go the god-tyrant route. Lucky for me that I already like eating people.

Pocket Shuri by GTPanda

@SmolChlo I imagine that seven-footers must feel like grade school teachers wherever they go.

@tiny-ivy I’d like to think that if she ever did get used to it, she’d still play along and pretend to get scared.

Teasing You by Henningwell

@foreverlurk said:

I guess tall dudes aren’t as used to being rejected based on their height

No doubt. “What is this woke nonsense?”

I’ve never used a dating app, but I suspect that growing up with porn that is not only easily accessible but also highly customizable encourages people to form inflexible preferences early, much earlier than they would had they experienced a wider range of possible partners in their formative years. Then dating apps come along and they feel obliged to specify a preference for each and every choice menu offered.

I’m waiting for the dating app that lets me specify on my profile: “I’m 5’9”, but I can make you feel 4"-tall when you want it."