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@smolchlo Yes, there’s a sizetwitter, but we’re all owned by Elon Musk now.

@kisupure Everyone talks about recklessly destructive giants, but there’s a lot to be said for working with the authorities and monetizing an appreciative audience.

@Kisupure Glad to hear that webrings are still around. Let me Find what I want rather than Feed it to me.

@smolchlo If sizetwitter ever decides on a mass migration to a new platform, I’m sure it will be discussed here.

The main challenge, of course, will be finding a (free) platform that will allow porn. No one seems yet to have asked Musk what he intends to do about that.

@kisupure It’s the sheets.

@TakoAlice8 I didn’t know that DeviantArt had been bought or by whom, but I’m not at all surprised that this has been the consequence.

@smolchlo Let my tongue set you free.

@sloppy_amy You’re neglecting the possibility that he’s the swag.

@i-am-insane To quote my own blog:

I am a full-on feminist. I espouse and practice affirmative and enthusiastic consent among real people. I support dignity, respect, and justice for all people everywhere. I abhor cruelty, dehumanization, and bullying, whether they are committed by individuals, institutions, nations, or faiths. I also sometimes get off to fantasies of shrinking, kidnapping, raping, and eating women (sometimes it’s the other way around).

If you find this difficult to comprehend, this might not be the blog for you. Or perhaps it is.

@smolchlo

Your Turn by Mikester65

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In my opinion, G/t ASMR (where the performer looms over and addresses the camera as if it is a tiny person) only really works if the performer is willing to expose their whole face. Voice is important, but you need to have their eyes on you.

@thumbloverver2 Those wall-charged DustBusters are pretty convenient.

@giant_feelings said in Hello Little One:

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Thanks! The Tumblr is empty now. Do you know of a current account for them somewhere?

@SmolChlo Just keep a canister of helium on you at all times.